Booby-Trapped Armored Beer Fridge
PRICE: $ 1000.00 (unloaded) $1050.00 (loaded) $100 (clip)
WEIGHT: 350 pounds
DAMAGE: 1d (pedestrians) 0 (vehicular components)
CLIP: 3 loads
DAMAGE POINTS: 25
Are your friends and relatives a little too free with your beer? Coming home
to the car after a hot day at work to find that the neighbourhood kids have
left you high and dry? Well, no more! This little baby is electronically locked
and has a special timer (which is set for one to five seconds) which guarantees
that potential beer thieves won't be lifting your brew a second time!
Once the special keycode is entered on the patented Pik-Proof(tm) keypad, the
door will unlock. This high-tech electronic lock will stop all but the most
determined thieves- but that's not all! A special switch inside the fridge
itself regulates how much time you must wait after the door unlocks before it
becomes safe to open the door. If the door is opened before then... look out!
A burst of hardened gelatin flechettes comes from the inside of the fridge and
shreds the hapless fool who thought he'd steal your only reason for living. These
dissolve quickly in blood, leaving a virtually untraceable mess (once you dispose
of the body). Makes a perfect gift!